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Priss Demotivational Poster


SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


3:27 Priss residence -


TAGS: priss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Silverheart - August 7, 2014, 7:11 pm

It's always nice when stalkers reveal themselves. 5insomniacLs


DEPORTIVO SAPRISSA - Bringing Joy since 1935




Saskatchewan Pose -




SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along


TAGS: misspriss wine glass
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:08 pm
No seriously 5L for the poster...luv it!
MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:06 pm
Okay airman....5L for the poster...certainly NOT for giving me just the d*** glass! tee hic


Stair-stuck -


TAGS: miss priss gets in trouble
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - August 15, 2013, 5:49 am
Hope you didn't break-off a spike heel in this debacle, hun.
MissPriss - August 15, 2013, 1:32 am
Uggie! I swear some days you make me wanna give you a 5L vote. Today is one of those days. Love it.


nurse priss -


TAGS: priss garyo
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greybeard - October 16, 2014, 12:21 am
2 BIG thumbs up. 5LMAO
GaryO - October 15, 2014, 10:24 pm
I WAS IN THE POOL!!
GaryO - October 15, 2014, 10:24 pm
No worries. It’s almost a full AA on blue pill night (bastards)
Thedge - October 15, 2014, 10:18 pm
Ouch.


spurned lover -


TAGS: miss priss lovers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 1:14 am
And you've eliminated a few of the only 5L that I get! Airman...AirMan...AIRMAN!
ughomer - September 5, 2013, 12:27 pm
Good jibe at Lady Pwiss, Air!


determination -


TAGS: chess garyo misspriss vitusg
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:48 pm
Actually, 25 times. Poor ol' basdard has selective memory...and yeah I'm trying really hard to forget the 1st time too! Obviously a 5L "hit the nail on the head" vote.
GaryO - June 24, 2014, 4:35 pm
Yeah, I was able to mate her when she finally quit puttin’ the squeeze to my pawn. 5L/fav


Saskatchewan Highways -


TAGS: miss priss lives there
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - March 13, 2014, 7:44 pm
Yay, we’re all saved by an observant forensic Canadian. Your countrymen must be so proud. BTW, just where can one find those Canadian Police Car Dumasses?.... you seem the expert….and, uh, your poster rating of zero, how have been able to keep it so high?
twhanna - March 13, 2014, 6:30 pm
That's not even a Canadian Police Car Dumass. Looks European
vulture - March 11, 2014, 5:48 pm
That New Zealand cop seems to be a little ways off his beat....


But, officer... -


TAGS: prissy law behaving
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - January 3, 2014, 3:07 pm
hee hee ;)
MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:55 am
Well little...touché!


Motifake Family Thanksgiving -


TAGS: thanksgiving rerun sho chickenlittle misspriss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - November 29, 2013, 9:41 am

I could also tell you what was planned as a side dish but the natives told me no.
Sho - November 28, 2013, 3:57 pm
muhahaha
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:33 pm
Oh I'm sorry Little, Ism forgot to mention the restraining order! An incredible 5L long one it is.
chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 2:37 pm
Love it ism!! I wasn't at the last Thanksgiving, so it looks like I'm gonna have to sit next to MissPriss in the hopes she'll give an encore performance! :D


Pwissy hides all her ashtrays -


TAGS: miss priss kicks the habit
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:19 pm
Now why would I want to do that? I need those b***s to ro5Ll more smokes!


FOOD FIGHT AT RIDGEMONT HIGH - HARSH TEACHER RESPONSE




TALK TO THE HAND - Ohhh so close!


TAGS: misspriss
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 1:33 am
Thanks and glad to hear that. Unfortunately when I laugh I cover my mouth with my hands and it hurts my ear!
5butjam - April 29, 2012, 9:08 am
Usually, posters like this merit a 2 or 3 from me... but d*** MissPriss, I laughed pretty loudly at that one. You have brightened up my day!


Can I ask pwissy a question? -


TAGS: miss priss and rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 1:08 am
You must have me mistaken with Dear Abbey.


COLLECTOR'S 45 RPM - (Collects dust, that is)


TAGS: prissy mooooooooo airman
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2012, 5:44 pm
In other words, hold my haaaand!
Airman - August 31, 2012, 5:36 pm
LOL.. let me see what life is like on Jupiter and Mars
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2012, 3:02 pm
Well done! 5L
MissPriss - August 31, 2012, 2:42 pm
5L But the moooooooo(?)n is a closer flight for me than you might think. Due north and a little to the left (teehee)
forseti - August 31, 2012, 3:17 am
lol


Religious Debate -


TAGS: rerun pope benedict miss priss
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - July 23, 2013, 7:05 am
Hey Ism, it’s a huge compliment for you to use that scene. I’ve recvd PMs from some profound creators asking permission. Nary a problem. Thank you for using it. Aaand for using rerun’s turned face, turning it forward at the punch line.
5150monkeylove - July 23, 2013, 6:18 am
p.s.---my answer was not verified as an actual fact. But isn't that what the religious understand?
5150monkeylove - July 23, 2013, 6:14 am
The key is the natural speed of each species specific digestive process... 5L from someone who normally avoids that discussion altogether.
Ism - July 23, 2013, 5:55 am
P.S. Greatful to everyone for being good sports about all my posters lately... I knew everyone had a good sense of humor at Motifake & I have been a fan of Everyone here before I decided to Post myself.. Its like a Close Family.. Thx for the Encouragement
Ism - July 23, 2013, 5:40 am
Thx everyone... just glad you'll enjoyed it... hope you don't mind me using the Format GaryO your wrestler poster gave me the Idea of how best to tell this Joke
MissPriss - July 23, 2013, 12:22 am
Ism...you expect anyone to really believe that? Rerun in an airport bar? Bahaha!
BobbEdwards - July 22, 2013, 9:53 pm
Luv it luv it luv it. This should be on Religifake, if it isn't already.
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:55 pm
HAH! Nice bar scene, Ism! 5L
rerun - July 22, 2013, 8:32 pm

WOW.


The Napkin -


TAGS: miss priss cult followers napkin
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - July 20, 2013, 2:47 am

Sounds... k****.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:29 am
Thanks for the great late night laugh Ism.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:28 am
Today's special...Purple Nurple Gra**!
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:27 am
That 10% is negotiable depending on how many cookies one eats.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:17 am
Through me of course.
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 5:55 pm

What flavor of Kool-Aid?
Ism - July 19, 2013, 4:32 pm
First... You must dra** "The Napkin" reverently across your lap... while partaking of the sacrament of Banana Chips & Kool-Aid... then give Miss Priss 10% of your Income in Tithe
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 3:01 pm

I'm sold, how does one pay tribute to The Napkin?


YEA, THAT'S THE TICKET -


TAGS: miss priss
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - December 12, 2012, 11:49 pm
Dare I ask?


MOTIFAKE - Greybeard Wanna Be aka Miss Priss


TAGS: greybeard wannabe misspriss motifake ranking
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 7:38 pm
Pardon moi....TRES gauche! Thanks for noticing lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:21 pm
Oooooooh. A self tribute poster, how gauche.
Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:31 pm
Lol


Can't Lie -


TAGS: misspriss reveals her dirty little secret sarcasm honesty fake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 31, 2016, 10:47 pm
But ya found it and that's all that matters and chocolate of course !!!
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 5:22 pm
I can't believe i missed this one. Brilliant!! ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 10:44 am
Aww Cannaman, guys like you make it too easy...teehee.
MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 10:43 am
Thanks 'cern!
Cannabal - March 5, 2016, 9:28 am
It's true: she couldn't fake it even if she tried.
concern3 - March 5, 2016, 3:12 am
love your words and an UP yours to you


Personal Hygiene -


TAGS: body hair seasons preparing misspriss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
Seriously e.r.v. WTF?
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:45 pm
Deep breaths...through the nose, slowly exhale through your mouth...extremely slowly. Wouldn't want you to have a heartache! Thanks crotchety, makes my day when I know I made someone else hyp***entilate.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 11:20 am
Laughing . . . Can't . . . Breathe! 5L
MissPriss - March 4, 2015, 8:51 pm
You keep telling yourself that dizz...teehee. Thanks!
MissPriss - March 4, 2015, 8:49 pm
Aww, only sometimes 'cern? Thanks for the vote!
mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:18 am
Yes, BigO. The farging symbol fairy does her job with excess enthusiasm and vigor! Just have to out smart the little beyatch!
mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:16 am
LOL!!! With the favorite redhead elsewhere, I can totally relate, but I won't be needing pruning shears. A razor will do just fine! 5 laughing lions!
concern3 - March 4, 2015, 2:35 am
Some times you scare me, 5er
MissPriss - March 3, 2015, 2:38 pm
Now there's an image that I can live with...was it Froot Loops? Thanks for the vote Mr. Gary!
GaryO - March 3, 2015, 8:52 am
really? s.w.a.l.l.o.w is censored?
GaryO - March 3, 2015, 8:51 am
Down! Breakfast; STAY DOWN! 5 hard s******s
MissPriss - March 2, 2015, 10:28 pm
Moo(?) I just snort laughed! I don't like snort laughing. Thompson...NO ONE is from Thompson...teehee. Thanks for the L's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2015, 10:16 pm
You never told me you were from Thompson. As always 5L


Three Men in a Bar...Sorta... -


TAGS: lg vernon misspriss rerun bar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

rerun - January 17, 2015, 10:51 am

LOL. I need to read comments more often
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:25 am
Such a happy cheerful ending on that groaner!! 5L
MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 9:11 pm
5L 'sod...and for what it's worth...I live in a little village surrounded by a dike.
GaryO - January 15, 2015, 3:09 pm
note to self: three men and Legs Vernon at the OB-Gyn (or rather Gym).....hmmmm...thank you Vernie
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:19 pm

Would it kill you to cut the legs off that avatar so it looks like I'm actually sitting instead of waiting on the table at the OB-Gyn? 5LLLLL
GaryO - January 15, 2015, 8:39 am
HAH! luv seein' other folk's renditions of three men in a bar. Now, about those lesbian twins....
Silverheart - January 15, 2015, 5:19 am

Ouch. Pun so bad it hurts... 5LLLLLs
concern3 - January 15, 2015, 4:46 am
Absolute 5er, I love words


why miss priss quit teaching -


TAGS: priss nsa
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

EmilioDumphque - October 28, 2014, 6:08 pm
Why is the kerning so bad?
Thedge - October 28, 2014, 12:22 am
hmmm... and how many more of us? Down-slope is a good place to be. Long as it isn't the black diamond! Good image, great slant on the poster, IMHO.
Greeny - October 27, 2014, 6:36 pm
Peaked? Missy 'peaked' a while back - lol


A Silly PLace -


TAGS: motifakers ughomer silverheart motinet rerun spacedog cannabal realitylord tribute monty python parody camelot silly place kights round table king arthur and thanks misspriss for telling me how to post a ****load of tags to my posters ok thats it
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:15 am
Oh yeah, somewhat true story-- kinda/sorta got thrown in jail.
Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:13 am
As the song goes: YOU CAN'T SNUFF THE ROOSTER.
concern3 - August 31, 2016, 3:45 am
Sometimes it's a scary place, I prefer silly. UP yours
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 8:27 pm
Cannabal is Sir Robin. Haven't seen him for a while so i guess he bravely chickened out XD
Silverheart - August 30, 2016, 8:21 pm

Sir Bedevere? At least I'm not Sir Robin! Hey, ughomer! Not sure if he's as pure as Sir Galahad.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:46 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ^!


ONE IN A MILLION -


TAGS: the one the only misspriss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

freasy - May 27, 2016, 3:56 pm
Actually says they couldn't.....
MissPriss - May 27, 2016, 12:28 pm
Should I be saying thank you or UP yours? Ok UP it is.


Miss Mud -


TAGS: motifaker misspriss tribute mud wrestling
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 2:49 am
Now let's be gentlemen shall we? Thanks for the vote.
concern3 - March 27, 2016, 2:45 am
She so hairy when her baby was born he came out with rug burns. Up yours


He ain't pretty no mo -


TAGS: melonhead monkey knife fight kai misspriss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm
Oh waiter! There's hair in my melon balls! (thanks - I've been waiting to say that)
Greeny - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm
Oh waiter! There's hair in my melon balls! (thanks - I've been waiting to say that)
MissPriss - January 16, 2016, 4:27 pm
Teehee...now where's my cut?
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 4:12 pm

i snorted...nice...i never snort


MissPriss -




Cover Up -


TAGS: motifakers rerun realitylord lgvernon cannabal misspriss silverheart ughomer tribute aliens coverup conspiracy ufo
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Cannabal - May 6, 2017, 2:30 am
"I think we're parked, man."
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 11:28 pm

What happens on the U.F.O. stays on the U.F.O. - until someone that nobody is ever going to believe tells all on Discovery Channel.


Blessing -




Girls' Lunch Out -




Determination -


TAGS: reference new jungle book movie priss pick up lines rejection theory
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 13, 2016, 1:22 pm
Was that a subtle hint disguised as a comment king jeebus lol.
JesusWept - April 13, 2016, 1:10 pm
Guess you have to look for the king of the swingers, whoa XD


Missy's Back! -


TAGS: miss priss prodigal daughter returns
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 12:03 am
She's playing American football and is 'halfbacking'
Reality Lord - June 16, 2015, 8:16 am

aaaaaaaand she's gone


Royal Canadian Miss Priss -




Sizzlin' -


TAGS: misspriss shower h** normal
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 20, 2015, 4:18 pm
You might wanna clear some of that steam from the shower door there Cannabal and I'll thank you for the 5 before you do.
Cannabal - June 20, 2015, 2:27 pm
Prissy makes every bathroom 5teamy.
MissPriss - June 19, 2015, 1:47 pm
Never figured Jesus to be a like to watch kinda guy...teehee
JesusWept - June 19, 2015, 11:40 am
Go on...lather up!


Our Ladies -


TAGS: motifaker lgvernon mizzdizz misspriss tribute
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

lgvernon - February 3, 2016, 7:52 pm

I think that's a bacon dress I'm almost wearing, too! Don't sya it...don't even THINK it.
Oldsod - February 3, 2016, 7:36 am
Is...izzat...is that a bacon blanket on which they're posing? Gawd that's h**...
mizzdizz - February 3, 2016, 12:14 am
Thanks, JW! HUUUUGS!!!!!


Birthday -


TAGS: motifaker misspriss tribute birthday age
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:33 am
Well, I'm always up for a little "boyish" fun...!
MissPriss - February 1, 2016, 8:08 pm
My chest's a little flat but d*** my teeth look great for my age...teehee.


Smokin' -


TAGS: smoking misspriss *** boyfriend drag
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 12, 2015, 10:18 am
Trying to say you need a smoke dizz? Teehee thanks for the 5's.
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:24 am
That old saying-- if you have a bad partner, you need a good hand! Or are you referring to the way he was dressed, a walk on the wild side Pissy? LOL! 5 groaning lions!!!!!
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 1:45 pm
heh heh at the content or the idea of me having a bf?
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 1:43 pm
The thing about being funny is that some days I'm the queen and some days I'm just a drag...teehee. Thanks 'cern.
concern3 - September 11, 2015, 1:23 pm
You're a funny lady
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 11:03 am
heh heh


Holiday -


TAGS: motifaker misspriss tribute mexico
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 1:39 pm
(Heh-heh) Gorilla-warfare!
MissPriss - January 23, 2016, 9:24 pm
They never knew what hit 'em...teehee.
Bandit5906 - January 23, 2016, 7:49 pm
Por Miss Priss?


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